"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
05/12/2017 at 08:50 • Filed to: Thoughts
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"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
05/12/2017 at 08:50 • Filed to: Thoughts | 3
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You know, my earliest memory is remembering. But before that I meant to wonder, “Where are the Lamborghini Interrobangs and/or Hederas?!” Enter the woods of my morning mind, Oppo. Please excuse the mess and watch your step or else you’ll end up on a trip. * guffaws quietly *
Asterism: “The Bullish Page Break.”
Also the name of a celestial Lambo-Man hybrid hybrid also known as the Manghini with an electric powertrain. Would include autonomous braking, regenerative braking, oversized carbon ceramic braking, and of course....law breaking. The laws of physics that is! But not the major ones, just the misdemeanors of physics.
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Interrobang: “The Interrogative Point?!”
Read everything in a Samuel L. Jackson voice then right before you end the phrase surprise yourself with a question mark. See, way more fun with that loud, growling upward inflection at the end. “...Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell?!” Better yet, think Lil’ Jon in Pulp Fiction. Now make it a car. Anyone else remember the Wolf’s NSX? Well dooo ya?! Whowutt?!
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Hedera: “It’s a Tribal Leaf!”
A subset of fleurons involving leaves that are an easy way to spruce up your paper and/or tats, Broseph. Just think of how much cooler the Nissan Leaf would be if it were called the Fleuron Hedera. Switch it around to Hedera Fleuron and you got yourself a Bugatti there, Habibi-baby-buddy-boy.
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Lozenge: “A Cute Rhombus.”
Sometimes typography can be hard to swallow but using this one is a walk in the parquet! Oh my gosh, I’m such a card. True story, they fired me from Olive Garden because my cheese is never grating.
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Andorpersand: “Because And/Or is Unnecessary.”
If it’s good enough for Raiden to scream out while torpedoing at characters then it’s good enough for people to scream out as the car torpedoes towards them. That’s what I always say. Plus you can make Star Wars Editions of the car!
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Look at that, some great car names with even cooler emblems just begging for trademarked use. You’re welcome!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Wobbles the Mind
05/12/2017 at 08:56 |
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Ummm.... What?
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Wobbles the Mind
05/12/2017 at 09:02 |
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Are you extra high today or something
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> Wobbles the Mind
05/12/2017 at 09:07 |
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Torch better step his game up, this was good.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Wobbles the Mind
05/12/2017 at 09:12 |
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wtf?
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Wobbles the Mind
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/12/2017 at 09:12 |
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Nah, I just like to follow up more serious posts with odd ones so that I can balance back out to nothing in particular. On a side note though, I actually don’t consume anything that can impact my behavior in anyway. That includes caffine, sugar, alcohol, and even over the counter medications. I try to be aggressively neutral in order to keep elastic in my tones and thoughts.
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> Wobbles the Mind
05/12/2017 at 11:02 |
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Well, we’re running out of alphanumeric combinations... it’s this or we start naming cars with emoji.
FWIW, I’d drive the fuck out of an Interrobang.